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1. I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
   
2. The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
   
3. Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
   
4. The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
   
5. I just awesomed all over the place.
   
6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, AND thin ... It`s a public service really.
   
7. How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
   
8. Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
   
9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
   
10. I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now I´m good at everything.
    
11. I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-ass".
    
12. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
    
13. Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?
    
14. Sorry, I didn’t mean to text you a graphic description of my explosive diarrhea. Stupid autocorrect.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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