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1. I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
   
2. Always have a goal. Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
   
3. Are you reading this from a toilet? I’m writing this from one.
   
4. I smoked weed once and realized spoons are just little bowls on sticks
   
5. Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
   
6. SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
   
7. I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
   
8. Seems like I can`t go anywhere in my house without somebody recognizing me.
   
9. My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
   
10. Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
    
11. Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
    
12. Good morning friends … Wait … what the hell m I doing up this early?
    
13. I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
    
14. Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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