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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you.
  2. Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
  3. You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
  4. Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  5. I may not be the richest guy...or the smartest guy...or the funniest guy...or the best-looking guy...or the .....:( Forget it, now I`m depressed.
  6. I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
  7. If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
  8. If you ever get caught sleeping during work, just slowly raise your hand and say "In Jesus name I pray, Amen."
  9. According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
  10. My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
  11. "That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
  12. This would be a lot more fun drunk - Me, to everything.
  13. I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
  14. You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.




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