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1. I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
   
2. If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
   
3. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
   
4. All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
   
5. Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
   
6. Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
   
7. The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
   
8. You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
   
9. Dating Tip: If she hasn`t kissed you by the third date, she`s there for the food.
   
10. Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
    
11. Being an adult is a lot like going to the vet. We`re all excited for the ride until we realize what it`s like where we`re going.
    
12. Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
    
13. Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
    
14. Either I wrote a bunch of drunken Facebook status updates last night, or my dog has finally figured out the computer.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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