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1. People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse"
   
2. Million dollar idea: Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you`re up.
   
3. Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
   
4. Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
   
5. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
   
6. They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
   
7. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
   
8. In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
   
9. I told my girlfriend I`m Harry Potter`s Godfather... She laughed hard and said "you can`t be Sirius"
   
10. Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
    
11. If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
    
12. Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
    
13. Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
    
14. The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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