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1. Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
   
2. Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
   
3. I`m all over that like a fat kid on a Smarty
   
4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
   
5. Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
   
6. WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram.
   
7. I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries
   
8. When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
   
9. Today is national I don`t feel like doing sh!t today. Celebrate accordingly.
   
10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
    
11. Inspirational status of the day: Don’t be a douche.
    
12. This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
    
13. Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.
    
14. Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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