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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. "I like tube tops too, but even tires have pressure limits!
  2. I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
  3. Don`t you just hate it when people say stuff in thier status that you really didn`t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. Talk to ya later.
  4. I woke up this morning with a glass of water on my bedside table with a note saying “for hungover me” I drank it and it was vodka. Drunk me can be such an asshole!
  5. Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
  6. So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who`s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
  7. His idea of cleanliness is sweeping the room with a glance.
  8. Even though I`m a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
  9. Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I`m available.
  10. Yes, I talk to myself...Yes, I answer myself and Yes, I argue with myself....and the makeup sex is awesome.
  11. Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
  12. I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
  13. You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
  14. If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.




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