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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I have to be careful what I say online because my kids might find out how cool I am and want to start hanging out with me.
  2. Some girls are so desperate. Who calls 3 times, leaves a voicemail, and sends a text?? Take a hint, mom.
  3. I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
  4. A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
  5. I either get what I want or I change my mind!
  6. Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
  7. Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
  8. You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
  9. Women who say the quickest way to a man`s heart is through his stomach, have not seen his browser history.
  10. "When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
  11. I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
  12. I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
  13. I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed, not my fault they dont have windows ...
  14. If you wake up with a chick and you dont know her name, take her to starbucks, they`ll write it on the cup.




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