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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
  2. I usually don`t argue with the doctor but I don`t think "Batshit Crazy" is a legitimate medical term.
  3. "No comment" - said no woman, ever
  4. I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
  5. I had a Dr. appointment this morning. He asked me how many beers I drink. I held out my hand and said this one is only my 4th, I`ll call you back later with the total.
  6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
  7. Working from home and HR already cited me for sexual misconduct.
  8. Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
  9. Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
  10. You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
  11. 1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
  12. The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
  13. If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
  14. I just want to be rich enough to pay people to not talk to me.




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