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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
  2. If it`s true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff
  3. A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm ... So I peed on her
  4. It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
  5. I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
  6. The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during s@x.
  7. It`s not really stalking if you don`t catch me doing it.
  8. The bottle of Pepto Bismol say’s 4 out of every 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one of them enjoys it?
  9. If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
  10. I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold.
  11. Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don`t ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
  12. I want to meet the guy whose complaint led to cashiers asking me if it`s okay if they put the receipt in my bag.
  13. I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
  14. I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE!




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