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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. liquor stores should sell Shamwows.. I bet they would conquer any challenge alcohol can conjure up. spills.. puke.. all kinds of messes.
  2. How does one get a nice body without moving?
  3. By the power vested in me and by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
  4. Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
  5. I don’t care how high you set the bar as long as I can reach my drink.
  6. “100 Calorie Packs” roughly translated means “Eat Two or Three of These”
  7. I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
  8. If a 747 can carry a f*cking space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bullsh!t on an overweight baggage charge.
  9. I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
  10. Remember ... I can always make it look like an accident.
  11. Me: You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you’re smart too, I like that.
  12. You can always tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
  13. Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I’ll ever get to yoga.
  14. Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.




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