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1. I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I`m biologically driven to want to reproduce with you and I`m temporarily delusional."
   
2. I`ve tried several times, but I can`t pet a cat without plotting world domination.
   
3. You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
   
4. If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
   
5. When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
   
6. Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk?
   
7. People who say, “Happy New Year” to you on the 4th of January are not really your friends.
   
8. I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.
   
9. My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
   
10. Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
    
11. Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
    
12. "American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
    
13. Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.
    
14. Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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