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1. Those 4 words that will get any girl into bed with you. `I won the lottery`.
   
2. The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
   
3. is available for rebound sex.
   
4. So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
   
5. Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
   
6. Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
   
7. FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
   
8. Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
   
9. She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
   
10. A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
    
11. Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
    
12. Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
    
13. The general rule is that you shouldn`t ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
    
14. Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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