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1. I don`t like surprises so, I never open my Electric Bill or my Bank Statement.
   
2. I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
   
3. Keep calm and drink on.
   
4. “Everything you say can and will be used against you” should be included in marriage vows.
   
5. How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
   
6. You should probably take everything I say with a grain of salt. And lime. And shot of tequila.
   
7. "I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
   
8. One square left on the toilet roll and no extras in the cupboard. Well played, honey. Well played.
   
9. How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
   
10. Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.
    
11. If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
    
12. It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
    
13. As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
    
14. If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I`d be SO skinny!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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