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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
  2. The black sheep always have the best stories.
  3. Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can`t recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
  4. If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
  5. My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
  6. I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
  7. With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
  8. Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
  9. Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
  10. How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave for to become a member of X-Men?
  11. You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
  12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
  13. WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake.
  14. I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the sh!t out of each other because it`s negative.




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