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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl`s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
  2. What I do when I black out is none of my business.
  3. I don`t know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
  4. It`s called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
  5. Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I`ve only done that with pizza
  6. These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
  7. If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
  8. I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
  9. I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
  10. Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
  11. Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
  12. I like to gaze up at the stars at night and think about how somewhere there is intelligent life that hates doing laundry as much as I do.
  13. Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
  14. I like to listen to mexican radio but I dont know what they are singing or saying so I just pretend they are singing about how awesome I am.




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