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1. Did you guys know grammar police rhymes with humorless a$$hole?
   
2. I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
   
3. I just peed so hard that I laughed a little.
   
4. Men use love to get sex...women use sex to get love...I use coupons to get pizza!
   
5. Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
   
6. Before I die I`m going to eat a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation should be spectacular.
   
7. You look like I need another drink
   
8. Maybe America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact.
   
9. I am not sure, but I think I just heard my cup of coffee say, "You are my b*tch"
   
10. Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
    
11. There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
    
12. I`ve created a new gym to help with the child obesity problem. There is no building, I am just slowly driving around neighborhoods in an ice cream truck without ever stopping.
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. How`d this get posted?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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