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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
  2. Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
  3. Tonight’s forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
  4. My life is a lot like Ikea furniture with missing instructions. I’ll get it together eventually but it won’t ever feel quite right.
  5. From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
  6. Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons... They forgot to add Morons.
  7. Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
  8. I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it`s the scientists that aren`t washing their hands?
  9. I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
  10. This year, I`m thankful for all the people that included me in their mass texts wishing me a "Happy Thanksgiving," now I know which numbers to block when Christmas comes around.
  11. Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
  12. Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
  13. Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
  14. A world without Facebook would be much more productive.




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