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1. I think the cats are hording all the single women out there...
   
2. If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then smack yourself in the face for getting offended by something on the Internet.
   
3. "Grow a pear." - How to insult an apple tree.
   
4. If you want your wife or girlfriend to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
   
5. Rum balls, rum cake, rum spiked eggnog, rum in fruitcakes...you know, anymore, there`s more of the Captain than of Christ in Christmas...
   
6. I`m at my neighbor`s house having a delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home.
   
7. When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
   
8. I`m emotionally constipated. I haven`t given a crap in days...
   
9. I was so angry when I found my wife’s profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn’t “fun to be around.”
   
10. Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
    
11. Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away.
    
12. I`m reaching the point where I really hope it`s not possible to be annoyed to death.
    
13. My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
    
14. Twice-baked potatoes, refried beans, etc.: Damn, people, cook it right the first time or get out of the kitchen!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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