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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. I love tan lines... it`s like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)
  2. Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
  3. According to the law it`s not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
  4. I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
  5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
  6. The dentist told me I need to be more aggressive when I floss so I`ve decided to start growling.
  7. I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
  8. My online dating profile is just a picture of my ex-wife and the words "NOT THIS."
  9. According to my nipples, there is a 99% chance it`s cold as hell right now!
  10. I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
  11. Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
  12. I always hear people say that a dog is man`s best friend, but I don`t even have enemies who`ll look me dead in my face while taking a sh!t on my carpet.
  13. You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
  14. You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women




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