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1. Married sext: I’m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times.
   
2. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
   
3. Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
   
4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
   
5. Why doesn’t McDonalds have an order taking microphone on both sides of the car, yet?
   
6. Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
   
7. Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
   
8. Time is precious ... waste it wisely!
   
9. I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
   
10. I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
    
11. They don`t even serve apples at Applebee`s. Or bees.
    
12. If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
    
13. Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
    
14. Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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