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1. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
   
2. I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
   
3. Attention fuels immaturity
   
4. I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
   
5. “Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
   
6. a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
   
7. You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
   
10. Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
    
11. If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
    
12. Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
    
13. I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
    
14. When you are not happy and would like to go back to being young, think of Algebra!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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