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1. I`m sorry I slapped you. It`s just you seemed like you weren`t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
2. These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday.
   
3. Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
   
4. Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
   
5. My brain is giving me the silent treatment
   
6. I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
   
7. Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
   
8. Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
   
9. My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
   
10. I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
    
11. If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
    
12. I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.
    
13. When reality kicks in… add more booze.
    
14. People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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