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1. If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance.
   
2. You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
   
3. They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
   
4. My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
   
5. Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
   
6. You know you`re getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
   
7. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
   
8. My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
   
9. I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
   
10. Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
    
11. I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
    
12. Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
    
13. I really would love to see two mimes arguing
    
14. Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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