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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Everyone around me keeps telling me I`m mean ... Which is absurd ... Plus, they`re ugly.
  2. How does one get a nice body without moving?
  3. It`s annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there`s always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time
  4. By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn`t believe me.
  5. People keep asking me what my resolutions are, like they can`t see I`m already perfect...
  6. I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I`ll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony.
  7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
  8. I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend "That`s us in 10 years". She said "That`s a mirror".
  9. When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
  10. It`s gonna be hotter than Billy Ray Cyrus after watching his daughters performance on the VMA`s tomorrow!
  11. One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
  12. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
  13. I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
  14. If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell




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