Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don`t know who to listen to anymore
   
2. Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it already.
   
3. Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
   
4. I`m more confused than a valet parking attendant at a Mary Kay convention.
   
5. My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-a$$ing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
   
6. Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like..."dude, shouldn`t you be hanging out with people your own age?"
   
7. Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
   
8. Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
   
9. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
   
10. The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior
    
11. I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
    
12. Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
    
13. My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer
    
14. Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First578579580581582583584585586587588Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status