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1. My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn`t mean together.
   
2. The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
   
3. Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
   
4. Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
   
5. Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
   
6. Ever have to poop and your abdominals start to relax just as you near the toilet, and then you notice that `Out of Order` sign or the empty toilet paper dispenser?
   
7. Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.
   
8. why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
   
9. I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger.
   
10. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
    
11. Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
    
12. Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
    
13. So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
    
14. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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