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1. Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
   
2. I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
   
3. A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
   
4. Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
   
5. Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
   
6. You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
   
7. “Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
   
8. My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
   
9. Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
   
10. Let`s be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
    
11. I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn`t look that much different from my actual head.
    
12. Kids today will never know the frustration of having to rewind their dads porn tapes to the exact same spot...
    
13. Has anyone else ever noticed that the word therapist spells, "the rapist," when split into 2 words?
    
14. Our swear jar is always empty because of all the god damn foul mouthed thieves that live in this f*cking house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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