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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Don`t do anything you`re not prepared to explain to a paramedic...
  2. "There`s nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" -Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
  3. Trying to figure out why I joined the gym when I have Photoshop.
  4. As a community service, I send random inmates letters how my life is going to cheer them up.
  5. I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
  6. "Cannot connect to network. Reset your wireless router." "Umm, okay, but what if my router is in my neighbour`s house? Should I call him?"
  7. Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
  8. I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
  9. Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
  10. Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
  11. When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
  12. Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
  13. I`m painting a blue square in the backyard... so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
  14. I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor.




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