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1. Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
   
2. “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
   
3. I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
   
4. is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
   
5. I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals
   
6. I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and a lot of alcohol in them
   
7. If my body was a car, I`d trade it in for a newer model. Cause everytime I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and my exhaust backfires.
   
8. Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
   
9. If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
   
10. Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
    
11. If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at some`s house, I always take a piece home with me.
    
12. Everyone picks their nose at some point, it`s what you choose to do next that defines who you are as a person.
    
13. I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
    
14. When I get married I plan on introducing my spouse as my ex-fiancé just to mess with people.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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