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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
  2. I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
  3. Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
  4. Do women know that it`s perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?
  5. Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
  6. It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
  7. Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall.
  8. Don`t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice
  9. Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
  10. Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
  11. Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
  12. Parenting gets a lot harder when you can no longer say "I`m calling Santa!"
  13. That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
  14. Dr. Oz says having 1/2 hour of sex is equivalent to running 6 miles. I guess I`m going to the gym today.




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