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1. Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
   
2. Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
   
3. They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
   
4. "Thanks for coming" - sperm bank receptionist.
   
5. I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::
   
6. You can learn a lot about a woman by watching her load a gun.
   
7. Ever wanna tell someone to shut the f*ck up even when they are not speaking
   
8. that akward moment when you finish doing your thing in the toilet and you realise there is no tissue
   
9. Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food
   
10. Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
    
11. Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
    
12. I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
    
13. After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
    
14. Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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