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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. What happens in Vegas never happens to me.
  2. A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!
  3. Never confuse the words "venom" and "poison". Venom is injected into blood by an animal. Poison is injected into food by a woman.
  4. Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
  5. People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
  6. Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
  7. Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I’ll ever get to being a magician.
  8. I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it`s the scientists that aren`t washing their hands?
  9. This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
  10. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
  11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
  12. That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.
  13. College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
  14. As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I’m terrified of the electricity bill.




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