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1. That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
   
2. That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
   
3. HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
   
4. Walked into the kitchen for orange juice; walk out with sandwich, crackers, chocolate milk, and the TV remote I lost 30 minutes ago
   
5. I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
   
6. My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
   
7. These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I`m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.
   
8. I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
   
9. Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
   
10. Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
    
11. I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
    
12. I`ve created a new gym to help with the child obesity problem. There is no building, I am just slowly driving around neighborhoods in an ice cream truck without ever stopping.
    
13. If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
    
14. Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
    
    
    
    
    
    

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