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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
  2. Whenever I`m on the phone with someone I like to scream "WAIT DON`T HANG UP" right as they`re hanging up & then not answer when they call back.
  3. Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
  4. Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
  5. Thank you Lord for this delicious meal we are about to Instagram.
  6. What`s a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario, there`s a dumb guy who didn`t take it out in time.
  7. Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
  8. I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I`m living in their attic...
  9. Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
  10. My life is a constant battle of preventing my muffin top from becoming a pound cake.
  11. I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
  12. Treat your mom to a margarita this mothers day! Remember you`re the reason she drinks.
  13. I have a drinking problem. When I tilt my head back to take a drink, I can’t see my computer screen.
  14. If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there




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