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1. I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
   
2. You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
   
3. When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it.
   
4. Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
   
5. thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
   
6. It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
   
7. is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
   
8. Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you`re better off staying home with no pants on.
   
9. My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
   
10. Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
    
11. I have always been suspicious of Wendy`s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
    
12. I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
    
13. I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
    
14. There`s actually a website designed to simulate what it`s like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it`s called MySpace.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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