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1. Truthfully officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.
   
2. Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
   
3. Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
   
4. I have off-road rage, too
   
5. My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
   
6. Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
   
7. I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
   
8. If you ever get caught sleeping during work, just slowly raise your hand and say "In Jesus name I pray, Amen."
   
9. The only thing I ever win playing McDonald’s Monopoly is 10 pounds.
   
10. I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
    
11. Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
    
12. Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
    
13. I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
    
14. Forget Klondike, you should see what I`d do for an open bar.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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