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1. If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
   
2. My spirit animal is that chicken who keeps crossing the road for reasons no one can figure.
   
3. The one good thing about an egotist. They don`t talk about other people.
   
4. I`m really good at using the turkey baster as a sword and getting drunk and not being invited to Thanksgiving anymore.
   
5. What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
   
6. My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
   
7. Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
   
8. She was rare, like an onion ring in french fries
   
9. I`ve been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don`t know how to tell her I forgot her name.
   
10. Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars. I assume you`ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?
    
11. If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.
    
12. The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
    
13. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
    
14. Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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