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1. Pepsi and Coke can`t even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.
   
2. I`m going to get one of those "My Family" stick figure decals for the back of my car. It`s going to be me, a bottle of whiskey, and a pizza.
   
3. There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
   
4. Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
   
5. I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
   
6. I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
   
7. Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
   
8. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
   
9. I’m not high maintenance, but rather precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
   
10. I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
    
11. Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
    
12. Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
    
13. As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
    
14. It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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