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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. If I won the lottery, I don`t think I would change much. I`d still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter.
  2. Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
  3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
  4. Wish my girlfriend was awake, could really do with a sandwich right now.
  5. Note to self: don’t set your password reminder as “you should know this”
  6. Holy sh!t! I just opened a bag of cheddar and sour cream Ruffles and one of the chips was plain. This is a sign, man. God is going to smite all of us f*ckers with his wrath and send us to all to burn in the eternal flames of... Sorry. Just one side of the chip was plain. Carry on.
  7. Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
  8. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
  9. Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
  10. "When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
  11. I AM doing something with my life. It’s called screwing around.
  12. When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
  13. I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
  14. Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.




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