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1. why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
   
2. Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d like to bring a guest.
   
3. A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
   
4. I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
   
5. I don’t want to go to work. There are people there.
   
6. To show my support for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I`ll be giving free breast exams all month. Hit me up if you`re interested.
   
7. I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
   
8. For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to `Brandy from the club` then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am.
   
9. Nothing says "I`m unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
   
10. Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
    
11. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    
12. Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
    
13. If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
    
14. I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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