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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. I have to be careful what I say online because my kids might find out how cool I am and want to start hanging out with me.
  2. I don`t smoke,i don`t drink,don`t do drugs. I only have one small problem, i lie.
  3. Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
  4. There`s a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
  5. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
  6. If “too drunk to stand” is a yoga pose, then I’m nailing that one.
  7. It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
  8. Loneliness is when your sleeve unrolls itself while washing dishes and you try to roll it back up with your face.
  9. The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
  10. If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
  11. I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
  12. One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
  13. Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
  14. Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.




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