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1. Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
   
2. If I was rich, I`d do nothing all day from a much nicer couch
   
3. Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
   
4. Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
   
5. 2017 didn`t need that extra hour back.
   
6. Happy "Another excuse to drink" Day!
   
7. Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
   
8. I`m not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
   
9. I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
   
10. People who go rock climbing: you know you don`t have to, right
    
11. This one time, I got trapped inside a couch cushion fort for like 47 days cause I forgot to put a secret door on it.
    
12. I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
    
13. See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
    
14. Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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