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1. Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they`re and there.
   
2. I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.
   
3. Every year new words are added onto the dictionary, yet no new positions are added to the karma sutra.
   
4. Some marriages end up fine, the others last forever.
   
5. Is it "I febreezed my crotch" or "I febroze my crotch"?
   
6. If intelligent people don’t start having babies as fast as the trash in “honey boo boo”, we’re headed for a very dumb future. Am I the only one that sees this?!
   
7. One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
   
8. I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.
   
9. Time to be an adult and give up my bath time rubber ducky. I´m upgrading to the tugboat!
   
10. Oh, so you are thinking about me? I am also thinking about myself.....
    
11. I like confusing kids by telling them I`m older than the internet
    
12. I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
    
13. No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
    
14. Next time you`re down in the dumps...pick me up a spare tire!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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