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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Don`t be afraid to laugh at yourself you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
  2. Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
  3. A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole.
  4. Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
  5. I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
  6. "Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
  7. If my body was a car, I`d trade it in for a newer model. Cause everytime I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and my exhaust backfires.
  8. I`m a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I`m your man.
  9. Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
  10. I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
  11. Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
  12. Talking to me this morning is like trying to dribble a ball with not enough air in it.
  13. take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded and there you are @ my place!
  14. Highways need 4 lanes per side - A NASCAR wannabe lane, a normal driver lane, an old people who drive 40 in a 70 lane & a "where in the hell am I?" lane.




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