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1. "Oh Sh!t, Was That Today?" my autobiography
   
2. A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them.
   
3. The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
   
4. We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
   
5. I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
   
6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
   
7. You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
   
8. "Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
   
9. May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
   
10. "Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.
    
11. Johnny : Pull my finger Tommy : No Johnny: "Come Bro Do IT!!" Tommy : fine ... Johnny : *SNEEZE IN THE FACE*
    
12. Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
    
13. "You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
    
14. Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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