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Sunday January 19, 2025


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  1. Some people are like water balloons; they`re more fun when you throw them out the window.
  2. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
  3. A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere.
  4. If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
  5. Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
  6. Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
  7. Trying to figure out how to ask a girl on a first date of Netflix and pizza without sounding all serial killery
  8. According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
  9. I can bench 250 lbs. And by that, I mean, I can sit myself down on a bench in a local park.
  10. I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!
  11. The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
  12. You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
  13. I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
  14. Never be mean to nerds. You never know, one day you might be working for them!




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