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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
  2. I`ve just borrowed a book on surgery from my local library. Apparently someone`s taken the appendix out.
  3. A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
  4. I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
  5. Cops don’t like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air...then you wave them like you just don’t care.
  6. If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
  7. If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
  8. If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn’t even be nominated.
  9. I wouldn`t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
  10. Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
  11. Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
  12. If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet
  13. I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
  14. I’m not saying I need to manscape, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.




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