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1. I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
   
2. Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
   
3. Stretch marks? You mean sick a$$ lightning tattoos.
   
4. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy
   
5. In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
   
6. If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now you`re super mad!" If they laugh marry them.
   
7. I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
   
8. Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
   
9. If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn`t mean I`m stalking you...It just means you haven`t looked nice in awhile
   
10. 24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
    
11. What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem 99% demons.
    
12. Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
    
13. I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn`t do anything except send me notices that there`s a new version of it!
    
14. The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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