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My first career was working as a Ventriloquist on a Radio Program, I got let go when people kept calling in to say my lips were moving.........
Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn`t quite finished...
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there`s an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
Once again, I`m a distant runner-up for TIME magazine`s `Person Of The Year`. I`m beginning to think it`s rigged...
My friend told me that bigamy was having one wife to many. I thought that was called monogamy.
All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way, your way just happens to be in the dark.
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|