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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. I may not look good naked, but I`m a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
  2. Don`t half a$$ anything. F*ck it up all the way.
  3. Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous ... You`re practically begging for typos.
  4. Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
  5. A simple "good morning beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day. ..but knocking on the bathroom window first to ask her number sort of ruins it for some reason.
  6. I’m not a biologist but I’m pretty sure the difference between a moth and a butterfly is that a moth is really ugly.
  7. I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink at night.
  8. If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
  9. Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
  10. Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
  11. If a gay guy doesn`t write a book called "Fifty Shades of Haaaaaayyy" I`ll be disappointed.
  12. I think I speak for everyone here when I say "I haven`t the slightest idea as to where my life is headed"
  13. Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.
  14. These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]




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