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Monday January 20, 2025


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  1. Ha! Who`s laughing now, f*ckers that took your Christmas lights down last year!
  2. I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
  3. dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
  4. 2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
  5. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
  6. Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
  7. I don`t like people who can`t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
  8. My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" but I can`t drive a bus.
  9. snooze button, becuase all I need after 8 hours of sleep, is a nap
  10. The lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
  11. Like a good neighbor, strip clubs are there
  12. A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.
  13. My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
  14. If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.




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