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1. If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
   
2. I enjoy shopping online because at least I don`t have to act all shocked when my credit card gets declined.
   
3. Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
   
4. Things I use duct tape for, by percentage: Pranks: 35% Car repair: 35% Wrapping presents: 20% Medical emergencies: 10% Ducts: 0%
   
5. Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
   
6. This post is just for you.
   
7. Anytime my boss leaves her office, I sneak in there and fart.
   
8. I really want to see you tonight. So could you please leave the blinds up and the curtains open?
   
9. FYI: You can`t beat rock-paper-scissors with yourself in the mirror.
   
10. When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
    
11. Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
    
12. Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
    
13. Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn`t have hangovers
    
14. How many Weight Watcher points are in an entire bottle of wine?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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