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1. I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
   
2. If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
   
3. Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
   
4. The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
   
5. Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
   
6. It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
   
7. Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
   
8. I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
   
9. Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
   
10. This century is already 15% over.
    
11. Keep reaching for the stars but please get a better deodorant.
    
12. Someone asked an old man: "After 70yrs you still call your wife Darling, Honey and Luv. What`s the secret?"... Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I`m scared 2 ask her.
    
13. Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would`ve just said "OH MY GOD, I`M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".
    
14. All my dance moves look like i`m trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second
    
    
    
    
    
    

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